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I might have a problem! If you’ve read any of my previous posts, you've likely noticed my incessant need to shoehorn movie references...

If you grew up in New Jersey like me, you are innately aware of certain truths. Like Bruce is the Boss and no matter what the calendar...

Hot dogs, pretzels, Cuban sandwiches, Tomatoe Pie. The contestants stand behind their respective podiums dumbfounded as Jeopardy Super...

You know how they tell you to never judge a book by its cover, well that’s exactly how I felt the first time I visited Utica New York. No...

I wouldn’t say it’s breaking news to think that I would be interested in eating something called Pennsylvania Dutch Chicken Pot Pie. My...

I come from a land down under, where people take their food very seriously and men chunder. Nah I’m not Australian, I just thought it...

I fear I'm becoming a little too “Brucie” with my non-New Jersey audience. I imagine my frequent admiration of the Garden State might be...

I just watched the finale of Apple TV series Shining Girls, a young girl’s strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk. Just kidding,...

I’ve never been shy to self-depreciate but this post is gonna make me sound like an idiot. It’s because admittedly, I have a childlike...

It’s a statistically proven fact that every year from about the middle of April through mid-May vampire attacks decrease significantly...

You know that “Ohhh Shit!” feeling you get every time that one song comes on. Your Jam! No matter where you are or what you’re doing, you...

Let’s do some quick food math. Take one sausage, pepper, onion and potato sandwich. Subtract the sausage and sub roll. Add two deep fried...

The first time I ever walked into a bodega was also the first time I snuck into an NYC bar underage. I finally succumbed to my friends’...

There was this one time at band camp... actually it was in elementary school, I emptied my Thundercats lunch box onto the cafeteria...

I’ve heard rumors of a time capsule hidden somewhere near the Nutley, Belleville and Newark border. Apparently a souped up, cherry red...

I’m the type of guy that walks into a pizzeria and orders a slice room temperature, “don’t heat it, no bag. Just on a plate is good.”...

I originally thought posting a piece about IT’S-IT, a West Coast ice cream sandwich in late autumn might seem a bit out of touch, but...

If you were to take a nationwide poll asking “What is a Sloppy Joe?”, I’m pretty confident that 99.95% of the responses would say...

Anthony Bourdain is my Kurt Cobain. Maybe I should say John Lennon for any of you Boomers out there. I’ve idolized his unapologetic...

I proudly call North Jersey home, the part of The Garden State ripe with reality tv stereotypes and packed with a population that doesn’t...